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Housemate: are you…eating…apple sauce…out of the jar?

me: WHAT OF IT????

jesuisperdu:

leonard freed

half naked, handcuffed man in the back of my car?

don’t mind if I do.

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gavinhammond:

The London Eye in a puddle.

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The internet has been torturing me for over two weeks now with the knowledge of a sixth season of Skins floating out there in cyber world, accessible only to the those in the UK or willing to download dodgy software they’ve had to pay for BUT I HAVE FOUND IT!!

Granted I’m not sure what link to pick because the whole page is in Spanish, but if I fluked it once I’m sure I’ll find it again.

SUCK ON THAT ELDERS OF THE INTERNET.

I was sprawled on my armchair poking my stomach and timing how long it took for the wobble to reach my toe when I decided to ask what my housemate was researching.

Turns out it was how to gain weight.

HE EATS LIKE A HORSE AND LOSES WEIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL UNIVERSE??

ladiscarica:

ossodiseppia: ‘La verità sta nel mezzo’

(foto di Corey Arnold)

Was currently in the mood for watching a romance movie and decided, after reviewing my much beloved and watched collection (of less than ten) decided to google the topic. At which point I realised that they were genuine romance movies I was getting in response.

NO. This is not what I want, if I want a romance movie I want there to be tears and fights and great make up sex and unhappiness and love and then happiness, not romance, I want to believe. If I’m watching a romance movie, it obviously indicates that I will be sitting in my bed in my biggest jumper with some form of disgustingly delicious food with the lights off in a bad hormonal place of lonliness, not shagging my non-existant-boyfriend like I should.

So I googled “movies you cry and sob and get jealous over”. Basically all I got from that was self help movies for girlfriends that are sociopaths, ET,crazy chicks and sad movies about dogs dying.

Eventually I found a list of a heap of romances I’ll try out, but here some of the movies I’m talking about;

• Moulin Rouge (she dies. WONDERFUL)
• PS I love you (he dies. and he’s Irish. EVEN BETTER. it’s almost a crime)
• The Notebook (THEY BOTH DIE. kinda perfect way to go, aside from the alzheimers)
• Time Traveller’s Wife (constant struggle. annnd he dies)
• Brokeback Mountain (forbidden love. dark haired one dies)
• Walk to Remember (cancer. she dies)
• The Vow (she never gets back her memory. ouch)
• Legends of the Fall (early Brad Pitt movie, I found a bit by accident, story of three brothers from a ranch in America. youngest gets himself the perfect wife and decides to go to world war I and Brad (middle kid) follows to protect him. youngest dies, wife stays in family and gets with eldest. who dies. I think. then lovely lady gets with Brad (turns out he was the one she loved all along) only to get shot. pretty epic really)

Huh. Never noticed the pattern before.

Am I a bad person for using my male housemate as a deterrent to the guy currently trying to catch up with me after he ruined my first kiss with face rape?

Nope. Pretty sure I’m a genius.